Jennifer Crusie

"That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent.'Sophie lowered her chin. 'If this is your pathetic attempt to seduce me again, you're falling miserably.' 'I don't seduce woman.' Phin shoved back his chair and stood up. 'They fall into my open arms.'Clumsy of them."

"Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent."

"This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—'“Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one."