Charlie Higson

"I was the hero, Roberto De Niro, William Shakespearo! Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches."

"The brighter the sunlight, the worse it affects them,' said Einstein.'So we got to pay more attention to the weather forecast,' said DogNut. 'Cloudy with a chance of zombies."

"Remember what I done for you here today,' he shouted and passed out."