Caitlin Moran

"Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind life. Don't do things that make you want to hurt yourself. Whatever you do, every day, remember this - then steer away from here."

"Men and women alike have convinced themselves of a dragging belief: that somehow women are incomplete without having children."

"Lines and greyness are nature's way of telling you not to fuck with someone - the equivalent of yellow and black lines on a wasp, or the markings on the back of a black widow spider."

"I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy."