Brian Spellman

"If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... Sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity."

"If life was fair ... One third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... One third of police and prison officials ... And one third of legislators ... And one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair."

"I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting."