Bill Watterson

"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse."

"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"

"You know, maybe we don't need enemies.'Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take."