Pants

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

Patricia Briggs

There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

Kathy Bryson

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Josh Billings

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

Jon Stewart