Lawyers

If life was fair ... One third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... One third of police and prison officials ... And one third of le...

Brian Spellman

Claude rubs the back of his neck and wrinkles his nose, about to tell me he was never sad. I believe this is called bravado and is not limited to lawy...

Rachel Hartman

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Cary Grant

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.

Bill Williams

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

If there is ever a fascist takeover in America, it will come not in the form of storm troopers kicking down doors but with lawyers and social workers...

Jonah Goldberg

If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?

Calvin Trillin

Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.

Robert Black

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

Jeremy Bentham