Kitten

Students view any teacher who does not bury them under work as some sort of mentally impaired kitten to be kicked aside.

Thomm Quackenbush

Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

Dave Turner

I pat her on the head. 'Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake.

Jenny Han

The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.

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