Girlfriend

You’re right. The fact that the entire party of fifty guests caught you and Jill Moench kissing in the closet was a complete misunderstanding.' Theo s...

Katlyn Charlesworth

Oh no, was I to be one of those girls who gets attacked by a jealous girlfriend?

Jenna Elizabeth Johnson

Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but y...

Amit Kalantri

I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home,...

Patrick Stump

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

Wendy Higgins

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

Wife: a former girlfriend.

Bangambiki Habyarimana