I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.

"Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven."

Terry Pratchett

"The gods,' he said. 'Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream."

Terry Pratchett

"Even our fears make us feel important, because we fear we might not be."

Terry Pratchett

"God does not play games with His loyal servants', said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice.'Whoopee', said Crowley."

Terry Pratchett

"If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets."

Terry Pratchett

"It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic."

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