Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

"Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them. And what you might need them for was to tell you, as a friend, that you were beginning to cackle."

Terry Pratchett

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Terry Pratchett

"Even our fears make us feel important, because we fear we might not be."

Terry Pratchett

"Time travel was only a kind of magic, after all. That's why it always went wrong."

Terry Pratchett

"One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no one's been taking out the trash."

Terry Pratchett

"Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it."

Terry Pratchett