Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor that you could to-day.
Weitere Zitate von Mark Twain
Zum Autor"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."
"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter."
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable."
"Go to bed early get up early-this is wise."
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."