You gonna take the case?'It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of.'You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens,' Grandma said.

"When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing."

Janet Evanovich

"Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion."

Janet Evanovich