I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

"The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. 'Stop it, Kristy! You're overreacting! Let's talk about this.' That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird."

Susan Elizabeth Phillips