"A parentologist is a person who writes a book about parenting that is very clear about answers to, 'How am I supposed to raise my child?' Some of these well-intentioned people may be a bit too sure-footed on the sometimes slippery slope of parenting."
Clyde Edgerton
"Listen, ah don't wanna speak ill of the dead but have ah told you that mah mother was a great whopping whale of a cunt? Well she was precisely that - a great whopping whale of a hog's cunt with a dirty maggot for a brain."
Nick Cave
"My family always helped me. I had people around me who always pushed me to be the best: my dad, my mum. My dad used to play and coach as well. But I wasn't born with shiny things."
Paul Pogba
"I couldn’t miss Percy’s fifteenth birthday,” Poseidon said. “Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!”'That’s true,” Paul said. “I used to teach ancient history.”Poseidon’s eyes twinkled. “That’s me. Ancient history."
Anonymous
"Ruth wiped her eyes. Successful at a price? Forgiven but damaged? She wished so much more for her baby sister."
Sarah Sundin
ZizzFeed
"Tape the sound of the moon fading at dawn. Give it to your mother to listen to when she's in sorrow."
Yoko Ono
"Children teach us how to chase without overrunning."
Darnell Lamont Walker
"The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight."
Elias Zapple
"Don’t even talk to me about being a mother. You were never a mother! Just the psychotic twat I lived with for the first fourteen years."
Brandon Shire
"I've got two young sons who, when I ask them and their friends how they feel about gay marriage, kinda give me one of those looks like, 'Gosh, Mom, why are you even asking that question?'."
Lisa Murkowski
"I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents."
Gloria Swanson
"I asked my daughter when she was 16, What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's going, to be honest, Dad, most of my friends aren't into Kiss. But they've all been told that it's the greatest show on Earth."
Ace Frehley
"There was the girl, screaming like an angry bird,When it finds its nest left empt and little ones gone.' - Sentry."
Sophocles
"I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you."
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