"When asked 'What do we need to learn this for?' any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."


David Sedaris
Kommentare 0
Noch keine Kommentare

Sei der Erste, der seine Gedanken teilt!

Bitte logge dich ein, um mitzudiskutieren.

Das könnte dir auch gefallen

"Some promises are lies we never meant to tell."
Robin Maxwell
"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."
John Updike
"Today's pain is yesterdays latent gain we did not take."
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
"We study biology, physics, movements of glaciers... Where are the classes on envy, feeling wronged, despair, bitterness..."
Alain de Botton
"No one is too poor to give a smile - a gift, often, of greater consequence than any sum of money."
Anonymous
"A wise person is like a lighthouse. We are looking for their lights and follow them when we are in danger."
Debasish Mridha
"The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present."
Eoin Colfer
"To imagine is to spark beauty in our thoughts."
Emilyann Girdner
"I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back.'You're kidding, right?'He shrugged. 'You have no proof either.'She squinted back at him. 'Were you planning on giving it back?'Maybe.'An orange light blinked on in the corner of Cinder's vision-her cyborg programming picking up on the lie."
Marissa Meyer
"Mathematics had never had more than a secondary interest for him [her husband, George Boole]; and even logic he cared for chiefly as a means of clearing the ground of doctrines imagined to be proved, by showing that the evidence on which they were supposed to give rest had no tendency to prove them."
Mary Everest Boole
"Sometimes you want to say things, and you're missing an idea to make them with, and missing a word to make the idea with. In the beginning was the word. That's how somebody tried to explain it once. Until something is named, it doesn't exist."
Samuel R. Delany
"The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book."
Northrop Frye
"One enjoyed the mental pleasures through ignorance (of the Self), and that is cause of the worldly life. Only the bliss of the ‘Knowledge’ [of the Soul, one’s True Self] is to be enjoyed."
Dada Bhagwan
"Some people experience rare moments when everything they believe is challenged. Or at least shaken up. Those moments stay with them. Surprise, real surprise, is an exotic thing not soon forgotten."
Gregory Miller
"Language is fossil poetry. As the limestone of the continent consists of infinite masses of the shells of animalcules, so language is made up of images, or tropes, which now, in their secondary use, have long ceased to remind us of their poetic origin."
Anonymous