Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer is an Irish author best known for his children's fantasy series, Artemis Fowl.

"Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?"
Eoin Colfer
"The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present."
Eoin Colfer