Lavie Tidhar

"Listen to this. A bomb goes off downtown and the police arrest the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and Osama Bin Laden. They put them in an identity parade and have a witness try to point out the perpetrator. Who does she pick?'Joe said, 'I don’t know.'Osama Bin Laden,' the taxi driver said. 'Because the other three don’t exist."