Dorothy Parker

"Where's the man could ease the heart Like a satin gown?"

"I don't know,' she said. 'We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and everything, but I thought everything would be so different as soon as you were married. And now I feel so sort of strange and everything. I feel so sort of alone."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."